great, I’m a clone (or many clones) on the moon who just wants to go home to a family that isn’t even mine. Haha…depressing.
I suppose I will be reliving the last eight minutes of someone else’s life for eternity. Thanks Source Code.
(Source: astroextensionist)
I am a con artist who uses giant robots in fights to make money …
I’m the fucking devil. suck it bitches.
A lawyer who goes to haunted houses? DNW!
Chey Schaeffer, professional hobbit.
Interpol agent/ wanted fugitive? Cool.
…a retired CIA agent? good, i get to skip the dirty work.
cop/narcotics detective (Training Day)
Does Agatha Christie’s Poirot count? I guess I’m a Private detective. Sweet.
I’m Sherlock Holmes
I am a hobbit. This was already true.
MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT CYCLES BITCH, I RUN THE MCP
I’m a supervillain!
I’m going to be...student FOREVER. -_-
what a coincidence ren, we have the same career
I’m an adventurer/reporter
Freaking FBI agent. Hell yes! I love Clarice Starling.
I ‘be a man’ and save China.
I’m a dragon trainer/tamer. I’d have the nightfury, of course.
Singer at L’oiseau Rare~
I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER
I AM A CONSULTING DETECTIVE.
I will be just like Zenon, the girl of the 21st century. I will save space stations, help aliens, and keep the moon from...
OMG I AM IRON MAN! :D
I’m Santa! The really awesome Santa from the original Miracle on 34th St.
I AM THE HIGHLANDER! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Terrorist? Ruh roh.
BE SANTA CLAUS :(...have an odd deja-vu feeling…have I done this?
thank god audry hepburn never actually had a job in any of her movies so this is great! i run around doing whatever the...
I am reblogging this only because of the V reference. I freaked out. Why do I fancy that film so much.
A crazy-ass sweet transvestite alien who comes down to earth, has sex with everyone and discovers the means of creating...
“we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis”